Festivus Oh Heck Seinfeld Funny Humorous Christmas Card

Description: Festivus Oh Heck Seinfeld Funny / Humorous Holiday Card by Nobleworks Front Message: Christmas.. hanukkah.. kwaanza.. oh heck, happy festivus Inside Message: The holiday for the rest of us. While it first came to the attention of most of America by way of a television show, the celebration of a holiday called Festivus is part of human history throughout the ages, most notably in ancient Rome, nineteenth-century California, and upstate New York in the 1960s. Three basic rituals have become associated with Festivus: First, the erecting of a Festivus pole, an unadorned length of lusterless metal or something that looks like metal, which symbolizes nothing; Second, and Airing of Grievances that asks celebrants to take turns telling gathered friends, enemies, relatives, acquaintances and strangers in which way each has been a disappointment; And finally, the tension-dispelling Feats of Strength, which, 'traditionally' involve wrestling the head of the household to the floor, but has evolved to include variations such as laser-printer bench pressing, thumb-wrestling and endurance hula-hooping. Card Size: 4.6x6.75 inches Includes: 1 card / 1 Red envelope Paperstock: Recycled Heavy Cardstock Additional Info: Made in USA. Printed on recycled paper. Shipping: All greeting cards are shipped from our warehouse in Buffalo, NY. We offer a variety of shipping options for our greeting cards including US Postal Service First Class Letter (Economy option), US Postal Service First Class Package and US Postal Service Priority Mail. Package tracking is included with First Class Package and Priority Mail. Combined shipping discounts are available and will be calculated automatically when you use the ebay shopping cart. Any combination of individual greeting cards from our ebay store can be added to your cart to qualify. Packaging: Greeting cards shipped using First Class Letter will arrive in a bright green 6x8 inches envelope or Kraft bubble mailer. Greeting cards shipped using First Class Package are normally shipped in a white or kraft non-bendable mailer and cards shipped via Priority Mail are shipped in US Postal Service branded envelopes or boxes. About Us: At greeting-card-store, we pride ourselves on customer service and fast shipping. Online with eBay since 2004, you can feel safe when purchasing from our eBay store. Shipping Schedule: All orders are shipped within 1 business day of receiving payment. Shipping Fee Discounts: Discounted shipping fees will be calculated automatically when you add multiple items or multiple quantities to the ebay shopping cart. Please make sure that the same shipping method is selected for all of the items in your ebay shopping cart. If you are having trouble with the ebay shopping cart please contact us prior to payment. Combined shipping must be requested prior to payment so we can adjust the invoice if necessary. Free Shipping Offer: Any orders with a total merchandise amount of $75 or more are eligible for free shipping. This offer is valid to packages delivered to an address in the Continental United States. Return Policy: You may return any items within 30 days of being purchased. Returned items must be in new (resaleable) condition. Buyer pays return shipping. Visit our eBay store, greeting-card-store for more great items.

Price: 5.39 USD

Location: Lancaster, New York

End Time: 2024-08-20T23:52:45.000Z

Shipping Cost: 1.5 USD