Description: Alright, gather around you little shits and let us tell you a tale of a time long ago (Hey, it wasn't THAT long ago) A time when the sweat flowed like wine, but smelled like mountain dew. When school was unimportant and sleep was totally optional. This was the birthplace of "Noob Tubes" and when Last Stand was such an OP game mechanic that you simultaneously gained and lost street cred from using it. Have you ever wondered why your uncle Ronnie is such a bitter, angry guy? Well, its because he spent his afternoons getting absolutely GOONED on by 15 year old boys, pretending to be 30 year old men, and 8 year old boys pretending to be girls. Because for a brief, magical moment in time, he would spend an average of 50 hours a week being sexually harassed, racially slurred, mentally and emotionally emasculated, and this experience changed him. The knowledge that he was an absolute failure of a man, and also that children the world over were apparently banging his mom, was simply too much for him. AND HE ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT. Since nostalgia is an emotional construct and time is a flat circle, we're pretty sure that this is one gem waiting to turn right back around. Buy now so you won't miss out on the searing regret later. Bonus: We're pretty sure that Game code in the booklet is still active.
Price: 420.69 USD
Location: Mesquite, Texas
End Time: 2024-08-26T12:59:49.000Z
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All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
Features: Manual Included, SteelBook Edition
Rating: M - Mature
Game Name: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Region Code: NTSC-U/C (US/Canada)
Unit Type: Unit
Platform: Microsoft Xbox 360
Country/Region of Manufacture: United States
Release Year: 2009
Unit Quantity: 1
Publisher: Infinity Ward
Genre: Shooter
Sub-Genre: shooter, competitive
Video Game Series: Call of Duty
