The Decadents PAPERBACK 2022 by M C Schmidt

Description: FASTSHIPPING HASSLEFREERETURNS SECUREPAYMENT EXCELLENTSERVICE Description Phil Ochs has his troubles. His adult son is a failed artist who's targeting him in a terroristic poetry campaign, his wife has developed an addiction to As Seen On TV gadgets, and a professional rival is poaching managers from his seventeen Fry Buddy fast food franchises. Worst of all, Phil is a southern conservative who shares a name with a famous liberal folksinger. It's this lifelong association, he believes, that's denied him the respect he's always craved. Who could take him seriously, after all, when his name evokes thoughts of that radical hippie tree-hugger? When he loses a coveted business award to a producer of testicular implants for neutered pets, Phil is finally through being disrespected. He devises a scheme that's certain to bring him notoriety. Whether that means becoming a figure of admiration or of national hatred will all depend on how well he conceals the more depraved elements of his plan. The Decadents is a darkly satirical novel featuring a cast of unique and unforgettable characters. Publisher ‏ : ‎ Library Tales Publishing Language ‏ : ‎ English Paperback ‏ : ‎ 306 pages ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1956769048 ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1956769043 Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 10.7 ounces Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5 x 0.64 x 8 inches SHIPPING Shipping All items fast! The majority of orders are shipped using USPS Priority Mail and UPS Ground if requested. There is an option at checkout to add a Signature of Delivery for extra security & peace of mind. This means you need to sign for your parcel. If you are not home, the courier will take it to your local post office for collection. We also offer expedited shipments upon request, we will quote the shipment and let you know of the estimated cost. 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Price: 15.49 USD

Location: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

End Time: 2025-01-23T18:34:13.000Z

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